Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.

[arches]

<sub>( Hello, Avengers. By the time you wake up, you're going to have a hard time remembering exactly what happened last night--or really, anything that happened. Because you are currently lying on a beach in Rio--at least, you hope you're still in Rio--and the waves are washing over you, which is probably what has woken you up. You're face down in the sand, so hopefully that's not too uncomfortable for you.

As you get up and try to clear your heads, a few things become clear. First, there are only four of you, when there should be five. Second, you are missing your friend Bruce Banner. And third, you need to get Bruce back to SHIELD HQ within twenty-four hours, or Nick Fury--and worse, Natasha Romanoff--is going to have your hides.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and let's be honest here, you don't have a choice): Figure out what happened last night. Find Bruce Banner. And make it home!

Where did that baby come from, again? )</sub>